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Pass the Vibrator

A good poem is like a good fuck. 

It’s got to be big and thick as a porn stars cock, 

tight as a nuns cunt 

and even closer to god. 

It has to last long enough 

for even the frigid twats that spit 

Out politicos, CEOs, bankers, 

stockbrokers, pop stars and clergymen 

 to get all wet and sloppy. 

Because just like in real life, 

If the poem is too small 

Or it finishes before you do. 

Then you will do what you always 

do in these situations. 

You will stop impersonating a corpse and 

make some noise, wiggle your ass a little. 

and when they ask; Was it good for you? 

Did you get off? Did you cum? 

You’ll say Wow! I’ve never had it like that 

before! That was amazing! 

No, your…poem is

the perfect size.