Joey Cloudy online

HOW TO PROPERLY ROAST A PIG 

With Apologies to Young Breezy aka The Fundraiser 

for John Brown  

American Hero,  

Abolitionist,  

Bad Ass Mutha Fucka  

“You either get down or you lay down” 

-Cindy McPherson 

Look, Fuck you. 

Fuck Aunt Jemimah and the horse you rode in on 

Fuck yo house nigga Mammie loving ass  

and fuck yo yuck mouth syrup.  

Fuck yo ghost skin, and yo ugly ass loser flag.  

Fuck the klan, masons, and the general Lee. 

Fuck dixie, Gone with the Wind, and Song of the south.  

Fuck yo ho ass daughters of the confederacy ancestors. 

Fuck yo pseudo enlightenment .

Fuck yo shiny ass head. 

Fuck yo vapid hollow skull. 

Fuck yo played out ass 1990s Jack Nicolson pony tail. 

Fuck yo lame ass craven liberal political posturing. 

Fuck yo trailer trash Buddha. 

Fuck after Birth of a Nation. 

Fuck yo grimy mutha’ fuckin’ president. 

This is America. 

My balls is hairy, my ass is black and you can suck on both of em, nigga’. 

Now shut the fuck up, grown folks talkin’. 

And if I see you in the street I’m slappin’ the taste out of yo mouth,

with my dick.