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  • American Woman  1999 DMT (part 1)     “Don’t come hangin’ ’round my door         I don’t wanna see your face no more         I got more important things to do         Than spend my time growin’ old with you”         -Lenny Kravitz     Monika’ Elisabeth Whittaker didn’t have any female friends, but today she’s trying to set her best friend Aaron

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  • She Left This

    She Left This Death and I have unfinished business Tonight we get our affairs in order Settle an old score. I’ve been out of commission For nearly a decade, now this is going down. A Kungfu porno, her praying mantis vs my snake fist. She left this? She coos with a smile after I pull

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  • The White Woman’s Burden “When women go wrong, men go right after them.” — Mae West “Women are the only exploited group in history  to have been idealized into powerlessness.”  –Erica Jong “She’s a rich bitch ya’ know, she was raised by maids.” —Steve Zissui Our master of ceremonies has just been informed that we

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  • “I’m Just Here For The Beer And The Bitches” I don’t have time to bullshit  with the crush bone blonde.  Fading tribal tattoo  wrapped around her bicep.  Who interrupts my drunken scrawling!?  To tell me… my poems rock.  Listen lady, I’m not a whore for applause  I’m a poet, a literary slut.  I’m not here

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  • Pass the Vibrator 

    Pass the Vibrator A good poem is like a good fuck.  It’s got to be big and thick as a porn stars cock,  tight as a nuns cunt  and even closer to god.  It has to last long enough  for even the frigid twats that spit  Out politicos, CEOs, bankers,  stockbrokers, pop stars and clergymen 

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