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To Do List

Monday

Kill a god

Kill a major deity

Go to store

Buy wooden matches

Tuesday

Kill a goddess

Kill a minor deity

Go to hardware store

Buy 5-gallon gasoline can

Wednesday

Kill time

Buy a watch

Place it into the garbage disposal

Turn it on

Go to store buy globe of the earth

Thursday

Kill ego

Go into every room

Smash mirrors

Turn off garbage disposal

Go to grocery store

Buy liquid detergent

Friday

Nothing to kill today

Place pieces of watch

In an esthetically pleasing pattern

On to shards of broken mirror

Glue these pieces to globe

Go to gas station

Buy 5 gallons of diesel fuel

Saturday

Kill the world

Fill globe of the earth

With diesel fuel and liquid detergent

Strike match on broken mirror

Ignite globe

Dance naked around burning sphere

Sunday

Rest

Summer 2000

jdc