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TRAMP: Eat The Pussy

Aaron, can I ask you a personal question? The big man in Dickeys and Timberlands, wearing a blue, black, and grey plaid shirt with only the top button fastened, his pot belly covered by a white wife-beater. Dion adjusted his large rectangular glasses, pushing them back up the bridge of his nose as he passed Aaron the lighter for the blunt.

It’s a free country, so you can ask, but that don’t mean I’m going to answer it, so fire away.

Aaron stood on the steps leading to his apartment while Andre leaned against his 87 purple rain-colored Monte Carlo. Do you be eating the pussy?

Uh, hell yeah. The ladies call me Pac Man. nom nom nom.

Do you like going down on a bitch? You know, do ya dick git hard from licking ya girls’ pussy?

André, Aaron said with exaggerated earnestness, if you look up hard in the dictionary in between the trigonometry and diamonds, they got a picture of my dick. My shit hard just thinking about the smell of coochie? What’s a matter, your old girl giving you grief cause you don’t like to eat at the “Y”?

Sorta’ you know I’m old school player and I cum up thanking that only white boys and dykes and soft ass nigga’s git down like that, you know what I’m saying.

Yeah, I hear ya’.

But, my girl she a little younger than me, and she thinks that shit is in the mother fuckin constitution or some shit. I’ll return the favor you know just to be fair but I can’t say that I like it you know it just something I do for her but it don’t really do shit for me. Now, she’s getting an attitude because I don’t get hard when I go down on her. I really don’t know what to think about this shit.

Well, dog, what can I tell ya that you don’t already know? You service the woman to the best of your ability, and you give her what she asks for. The fact that it don’t do anything for you is actually irrelevant. While she may erroneously take you lack of arousal as a sign that you don’t love her I would have to say that she is wrong it simply means that the act is not erotic to you but it has no other meaning.

She has probably had previous lovers who were aroused by performing cunnilingus, and that is the source of her confusion. She is judging your reaction by the wrong criteria. You cannot compare one lover’s reactions to oral stimulus to another’s; you must always be in the moment with that person and that person only. Initiate the oral sex in order to show her that her pleasure is important to you. She’s talking around the truth about what she’s thinking, it’s not that you’re not aroused by the act that’s bothering her it’s the fact that she has to ask you to do it or it won’t get done that’s what’s really bothering her.

You think that’s what she’s really been pissed about.

Yeah, man, how long you and your old girl been together?

Over 5 years?

Yeah, just make it a habit to park your face in her crotch on a regular basis. Ask her what she wants and then give it to her? Eat her pussy even if she just took a piss or a shit or even if she on the rag.

Ewwweww!!! nigga you nasty.

Just don’t make her have to ask you. You don’t havf’ta earn your redwings. But, you’re gone have to man up and get on your mother fucking job. If you don’t, some other man or woman will.

-about the author JD Cloudy’s poetry has disappeared in the literary journals; Fatfizz, Mad Swirl, Texas Beat Anthology, Danse Macabre, Du Jour, and Death List Five. He has won no literary awards, entered no slam competitions, and never completed college. He lives to write in Dallas, Tx.